when im older im going to move to london and one rainy day ill be sitting in a coffee shop and a rly cute waiter with the nicest accent will serve me and then ask for my number and we will fall in love and live happily ever after and if it doesnt happen im going to summon demons from the underworld to rise and destroy everyone this has been a warning
boy are you going to be surprised if you ever come to england
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my dad came home from work with a 4 foot tall stuffed banana
and i mean my dad’s a software engineer
so all in all this is highly suspicious
i asked my dad about the banana and
apparently every so often, the engineers pair up and do “paired programming” except there’s an odd number of engingeers
so someone gets paired with the banana
when websites make you like a page on facebook or some shit to use it
I think we’ve run out of reaction photos.
- alaska where you at bitch
- a shit-ton of katherines
- paper-ass towns
- holy fucking shit another will grayson
- fuck you stars
what if your friend invited you to spend the night and theyre like “we’re gonna have to share a bed” and its like ok cool whatever and then you go into their room and it looks like this
do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
